Emails You’ll Never Receive

Hello Joe Anonymous:

My name is Human Executive and I work for Industry Company. I found your profile on LinkedIn (link provided) and we are considering you for an available position that we are currently seeking to fill. There is no action required on your part at this time, but will you please confirm with me that your profile is up-to-date? More specifically, I would like to confirm that you are still seeking employment in this field.

Thank you for your prompt response, and I will be in touch if we decide to move forward with you as a candidate.

Regards,

Human Executive
Manager Supervisor Title
Industry Company

http://Company Website
http://LinkedIn Profile
http://Twitter Profile

iTunes Star Ratings

I don’t know why I’m blogging about this. I guess I’m curious to see if anyone else out there puts as much thought into their iTunes star ratings as I do. In fact, I’m terribly OCD about making sure that all my music is appropriately categorized, that the play counts are proportionate, and, most importantly, that their ratings are accurate.

1 Star, Dear iPod, please never play this again. Thanks.

2 Stars, I don’t want this song to play unless I specifically ask for it.

3 Stars, Good times if I’m driving alone, but passengers will likely be bored by this song.

4 Stars, This song is jammin’ and my passengers know it!

5 Stars, I react emotionally to this song every time it plays. I LOVE THIS SONG!!!

Social Media Advice – Direct Sales Pitch

Dear Client,

If you want to make a post to Facebook, Twitter, and/or LinkedIn, please consider revising the two major flaws in your message: (1) It’s way too long by social media standards, and (2) It’s nothing more than a direct sales pitch. If this kind of message was going to succeed, then why do people nowadays skip all the commercials on their TiVo?

You can post a long message if you keep it entertaining, and you can make a direct sales pitch if you keep it very short. But as long as users get to pick & choose what they look at and skip all the rest, any blatant marketing advertisement longer than a simple catch phrase will fail to generate any buzz.

[this blog entry was not recovered in full after the Fowlertown blog crash of 2011]

Social Media Strategy in Higher Ed

I am counting down the days until the public release of Google Wave.

…but that’s irrelevant.

I am still out of a job at the end of September, so if you know anyone hiring a web and social media strategist, please put in a good word for me.

…but that’s kind of irrelevant too.

My only regret from the past 14 months with Terry College is that I haven’t been given the opportunity to do anything really big and awesome with social media beyond just establishing a presence for interactions.

My supervisors will occasionally send an email out to my department, a FWD from the Dean that says “Look at the creative ways these other universities are using social media! This might give you some ideas for how we can direct our efforts.” It kind of sounds like they wish we could do these things, and almost like they want us to do these things. But the truth of the matter is that I have been trained to understand how we’re “too busy” and have “higher priorities” than to develop a marketing strategy that is custom-built for leveraging social media.

I have ideas, but the response to sharing them would go something like this: “I agree, it would be great if we had time to develop something like that, but unfortunately right now we just have so many other things that we need to get done before we can commit resources to that kind of thing.” So we can do these things. I can do these things. But my ideas are too often brushed off as “non-mission-critical”. Which I feel is a mission-critical mistake. After all, when was the last time we ever ran out of stuff to do in higher education? It will never happen, so eventually you have to make a sacrifice.

This lack of innovation will stunt our ability to adapt to trends in the future and since we are already lagging on these social media trends, I would say that the future is now. One day Terry College will need to be more engaged with social media. At that point, I will be long gone because my job expires in a month and two weeks. I’m just a temp employee. Which sucks because I would very much like to take them further into this era of new media.

Facebook Fan Pages Being Misused

“I <3 SLEEP”

The above is an incorrect title of a Facebook Fan Page. There are hundreds of examples of misnamed Fan Pages, this is just one example.

Just look at how Facebook worded the process: “Become a fan.” Put that in a sentence with your Fan Page title:

“Become a fan of [insert Fan Page title here].”
“Daniel Fowler became a fan of [insert Fan Page title here].”

If your Fan Page title does not sound right in these two statements, it is wrong. Unless “I <3 SLEEP” is the name of a t-shirt business or an underground TV show, then “I <3 SLEEP” should be a Group, NOT a Fan Page.

Fan Pages are designed to be for organizations, bands, celebrities, activities, etc. In a word… nouns. When you start titling a Fan Page as a full statement or verbs or anything that isn’t a noun… you should be creating a Facebook Group, not a Fan Page.

Please stop naming your Fan Pages incorrectly. And stop joining incorrectly named Fan Pages. Let’s defeat this epidemic of amateur content.

Facebook Fan Page Fraud

OK, so it’s not fraud EXACTLY… but it’s darn close and it is the single most aggravating thing in the [Facebook] world to me. Fraudulent representation of Fan Pages.

Chick-fil-A has an official Fan Page on Facebook. They advertise it on their website, so you know it’s legit.

Look at their fan count. As of this being written, 582,871 people have become fans of Chick-fil-A. Is that all? Apparently, yes. Actually, no. There is another Fan Page claiming the same title, just with the “F” being capitalized [incorrectly]. This page has an additional 405,618 fans at the time this article is being written. That is a combined total of 988,489 fans of Chick-fil-A. Account for Facebook users that are probably fans of both pages (why would you do that?!), and Chick-fil-A should still have well over 800,00 fans.

Now… Facebook has in place the option to report fan pages. One of the valid reasons for reporting, as listed in the dropdown menu of choices, is “Fake page.” I urge everyone reading this to go to the fake page, report it as such, remove your fan status, and become a fan of the real page. If you love Chick-fil-A, you’ll do this. Benefit from coupon giveaways, store opening announcements, and avoid the lame status updates from the fake page like this one: “Chick-Fil-A wants to wish everyone a HAPPY DAY!” posted May 12 at 8:18pm. GAG.